Wednesday, April 02, 2008

An Impromptu Carnival! Join The Fun!

So Jennifer pees her pants. A lot. Poor girl can't hold her piddles in for anything! All it takes is a cough. Or a sneeze. Or a slight breeze. And off she goes to change her underwear and then scrub down the couch.

Most of us have something in common. We've squeezed ginormo creatures out of a tiny, itty-bitty passage way, and therefore have stretched out our "hold in the piddle" muscles rendering them somewhat impaired.

So, in honor of Jennifer and those like her, I deem today an impromtu "Kegel Karnival"!

Let's all squeeze like we've never squeezed before! In line at the grocery? Give 'em a squeeze! Visiting the in-laws? Go ahead and squueze away. No one will know! Feeling rebellious? Go ahead and kegel right in from of the neighbors!

To join in the Kegel Karnival Kraziness, just do your kegels sometime in the next few days and then let the world know all about it. Post it on your blog and then come back and put your link in the Mr. Linky down there. Where were you? Who was there? Did you announce it or keep it a secret? Feel free to let others in on the fun and pass along the important message to kegel or else you'll end up peeing your pants before your old enough to live in a retirement community!

Can't wait to hear about your personal contribution in the War Against Incontinence!

(Feel free to steal the picture for your post! Just make sure you link back here.)

9 comments:

FarmWife said...

OMG!! You krack me up!! Does this make you the Kegel Karnival Kween? Eww...that was too much alliteration.

jennifer said...

Freaking hilarious.

I'll post an ode to kegels and a link here tomorrow!

TroyBoy said...

Okay, so I don't mind saying...I'm feeling a bit alienated here Sarah.

I'm guessing that squeezing my wife's Kegel would count, even if I knew how.

Got any squeezing contests that I can participate in?

derekandmandy said...

That is great!
You're so creative!!

Ellinghouse said...

not sure I can join. I know my father-in-law reads my blog and I'm not sure how I feel about him reading about my twitching girlie parts....

otherwise I would totally be there. I'm like Jennifer a little bit...

Connie said...

I would love to join in...but my family reads my blog and I can't even get them to comment on the gall darn thing...they would stop reading it all together if I posted about my hoo haa.

It is possible I am going to have to start a BRAND new blog for all of these great things you guys come up with.

OH and I peed myself when I read about this! Off to change my panties!

Harmony said...

I can't believe the party isn't spreading faster than this! My post for the karnival is up!! Let's get this party started!!

Kork said...

Now that I can see through the tears again, I've posted my comment. all I can say is FANTASTIC!

Hey Sarah - Can I have you hold a contest and I'll give away the prize?

Marie said...

Personally I am anti-kegel. I wrote about the reasons why once, but I wouldn't want to take away from the direction of your carnival by posting the link to that post. :P